Of A Dimwitted Pickle That Conveniently Forgot All About Katrina



Pickles, You Try Your
Best To Sound Important But
It Just Does Not Work

You See, Katrina
Did Not Fall Far Enough Down
The Memory Hole

We Still Remember
That Bush Went To John McCain's
Fund Raiser For Cake

And Bushtard Played The
Guitar Like An Asshole Of
Course, Hitting Wrong Cords

Probably Because
He Was Drunk Again, Or High,
Who Knows Exactly

We Still Remember
That Your Hubby, A K A
Bushtard, Left Orleans

And All Those People
Stranded To Drown, Stranded To
Die, But He Did Send

In Blackwater To
Practice Shooting People Up,
He Hired Them And Paid

Them, You Know, To Help
The Economy, Call It
Bushtard's Multi-Pronged

Approach To Making
Things A Lot Worse Than They Would
Be Otherwise, So

Pickles, You Have My
Permission To Stick Your Lame
Advice Up Your Ass

Where You Got It, Where
Your Head Obviously Is,
Just Like Your Hubby

Your Observations
Of Burma Should Be Applied
To Your Boy Bushtard

As Always, When A
Bush Speaks, They Project Themselves
Describing Their Crimes

But You Know, Maybe
It's Good That Pickles Keeps On
Speaking, Reminding

Us All Of The Shame
And Ignorance That Is The
Bush Crime Family

Keep Talking Pickles,
As John McSame Tries To Get
Elected Somehow

Keep Reminding Us
Of How Vile And Stupid Your
Party Has Become




Pickles Bush: FORGET KATRINA, Myanmar junta failed to warn people on cyclone

WASHINGTON - US First Lady Laura Bush accused Myanmar's military rulers Monday of failing to warn their citizens in time about a killer cyclone and pressed the junta to accept US aid in the disaster's wake.

"Although they were aware of the threat, Burma's state-run media failed to issue a timely warning to citizens in the storm's path," Bush said in an unusual appearance at the White House briefing room podium.

"It's troubling that many of the Burmese people learned of this impending disaster only when foreign outlets, such as Radio Free Asia and Voice of America, sounded the alarm," she said. Washington calls the country Burma.

Bush, who has taken a leading role in shaping US policy towards Myanmar, said Washington "stands prepared" to increase its assistance well beyond an initial emergency 250,000-dollar outlay by the US embassy in Yangon.

She declined to give a precise dollar figure, saying the junta first had to allow a US disaster assistance response team into Myanmar to assess the scope of the devastation from Tropical Cyclone Nargis' weekend rampage.

"I can't speak to how large that would be. But I feel assured that it would be substantial, if we can give it," she said, promising help to provide water, sanitation, food and shelter.

Bush made clear any assistance would go through the United Nations or international nongovernmental organizations -- and not directly to a regime under US sanctions for failing to embrace democratic reforms.

"I hope that the military will realize they have to accept aid from everybody they can possibly accept it from. And maybe that will be the something good that can come out of this terrible destruction," she said.

With the official death toll at 10,000 and expected to rise sharply, Bush declared that "the response to the cyclone is just the most recent example of the junta's failure to meet its people's basic needs."

Bush also warned the regime off holding a planned constitutional referendum Saturday and said that US President George W. Bush on Tuesday would sign a law giving imprisoned democracy icon Aung San Suu Kyi the Congressional Gold Medal -- the highest civilian honor that US lawmakers can bestow.

"That's important," said the first lady, who called the award a way to "let the people of Burma know that the United States is standing with them."

She also denounced the referendum, saying the regime "orchestrated this vote to give false legitimacy to their continued rule" and that "it would be very, very odd, I think, if they went ahead."

Laura Bush cited violence against the opposition and noted that Aung San Suu Kyi -- under house arrest for more than 12 of the past 18 years, following her party's sweeping victory in 1990 elections that the junta set aside -- would be barred from holding office under the draft constitution.

"If it proceeds under current conditions, the constitutional referendum they have planned should not be seen as a step toward freedom, but rather as a confirmation of the unacceptable status quo," said the first lady.

"We appeal to China, India, and Burma's fellow ASEAN members to use their influence to encourage a democratic transition," she said, referring to the 10-member Association of Southeast Asian Nations.

At the same time, Laura Bush acknowledged Washington had "only anecdotal" evidence that its sanctions -- which the US president further tightened last week -- were having an effect on Myanmar's leaders.

Asked whether she worried that US aid might not reach Myanmar's people, Laura Bush replied: "I'm worried that they won't even accept US aid."

The source of such concerns was unclear. The head of a UN office that coordinates humanitarian aid said the junta had shown their willingess to accept such aid.




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  • 5/6/2008 8:55 PM buzzflash.net wrote:
    When Pickles speaks, you can always count on her to project and contradict as she does here while speaking about the recent tragedy in Burma. Almost word for word, what she complains about the Burmese government is also true of the Bush Admin's shameful response to Hurricane Katrina. Yo go, Pickles, keep talking while McSame is running ...
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  • 5/7/2008 6:37 AM Terry wrote:
    Well, to quote the Imperial mother-in-law, "And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this--this (she chuckles slightly) is working very well for them."
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    1. 5/7/2008 7:49 AM 575 wrote:
      The Barbarian speaketh! I forgot about that one, thank you.
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  • 5/7/2008 8:54 AM Terry wrote:
    It appears that not only do stupidity, arrogance and contempt breed true in the Bush clan, but it's also a deciding factor in their choices for breeding partners.
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