Of The Missing CIA Torture Tapes That Alberto Gonzales Mistook For His Movie Rental
Posted by 575 at 12/10/2007 9:14 PM 
Categories: miserable failure, CIA, bush and satan, torture, alberto gonzalez, right wing hypocrisy
Categories: miserable failure, CIA, bush and satan, torture, alberto gonzalez, right wing hypocrisy
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Newsflash: Important News Regarding The C I A Torture Tape Box Set: The Missing Torture Tapes Have Been Found At Netflix Gonzo Returned Them Alberto Says He Misses Work And Has Too Much Time To Himself Now He Took The Tapes From The CIA Vault And Got Them Mixed Up With His Horror Movies From Netflix, He Said: "They Got Mixed Up, They Look The Same" "The Horror Movie Has Chainsaws, The CIA Has Water Boarding" "People Bleeding And Dying, Gasping For Air, You Know, The Standard Stuff" "I Thought It Was The Same Director So I Put Them In The Same Box" "I Would Admit This Was A Mistake, Except For That I'm Never Wrong" "I'll Defer To My President Bush, Strong Daddy Know What's Best For Me" Bush Commented By Saying: "I'm Happy The Tapes Are Safe And Sound Now" "They Are Valuable Training Materials For Our Torture Specialists" "I Blew Up Frogs As A Child, Moved On To People And It's Legal Now" "Thanks To Alberto Gonzales Rendering The Geneva Docs Quaint" "The United States Wouldn't Be The Same Without Him, God Bless Gonzo" Netflix Reported Increases In Searches For For "Torture", "Gonzo" "Bush Kills Frogs", "Water Boarding", Mostly All From Their Red State Customers |
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12/11/2007 12:43 PM
buzzflash.net wrote:
Woops! Did you ever return a video to the video store that didn't belong to them? Well, it happens more often than you think. Alberto Gonzales found himself in just that situation when he realized that he mistakenly returned his CIA Torture Collection Box Set to Netflix, but at least now we know the tapes were not destroyed!
Hey isn't that the devil from 'Legend'?
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It indeed looks like the devil from Legend, but I think it's Dana Perino before she does her hair and makeup.
It's definitely someone from the Bush administration.
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