Of Dick Cheney And A Resignation From The Heart

A Big Announcement:
Dick Cheney's Heart To Resign
Immediately


"Spend Time With Family"
Heavily Abused Excuse
By Bush Admin Perps

Some Inside Sources
Quote Cheney's Heart Telling A
Different Story:

"If Dick Continues
To Destroy The World For Oil,
Do It Without Me"

"I Am Just One Heart
I Can Only Take So Much
Of Dick's Evil Deeds"

"Cheney Doesn't Care
About Me Anyway, I've
Suffered Four Attacks"

"Dick Smokes, Drinks And Takes
Dangerous Medications
All At The Same Time"

"Dick Was Banging Those
Other Women On Hunting
Trips, It Was Scary"

"Drinking And Banging
Banging And Drinking, Then
Dick Shoots His Friend's Face"

"I Almost Resigned
After That, But Dick Begged Me
To Just Stay The Course"

"Dick Even Made His
Friend Say Sorry For Getting
Shot In His Own Face"

Cheney Responded
To His Heart's Resignation
With Indifference:

Quote: "The Neocon
Agenda Does Not Require
A Heart Anyway"

"Regardless Of What
My Heart Ever Felt, I Went
Ahead With My Plans"

"I Blamed Saddam For
9 1 1, Then I Started
My Rape Of Iraq"

"And Trampling The
U S Constitution Was
A Great Side Effect"

"My Heart Served Well, But
Since I Never Really Used
It, I Won't Need One"

"Going Forward, I
Hope To Continue My Plans
I Love Killing Things"

Bush Echoed Cheney's
Remarks, Saying A Heart Is
Not Necessary

Only Gut Feelings
And A Reactionary
Impulse To Kill Things

Bush Also Stated
That Governing Is Fun, He
Gets To Kill A Lot

Just Like When He Was
A Child, Blowing Up Frogs For
Dad And Barbara

Only Now It's On
A Much Grander Scale And There's
No Accountability

Bush Said Of Cheney:
"Dick Helped Me Understand How
High Officing Works"

"Just Scream: 'National
Security!' Everytime Someone
Has A Problem With"

"Something You're Doing
Then You Move On To Your Next
Abomination"
















 

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