One: Gay Male Hooker
As Reporter In Press Pool
Jeff Gannon Guckert

Two: Election Theft
In Two Thousand, And Again
In Two Thousand Four

Three: C I A Leak
In Retribution For Joe
Wilson's Truth Telling

Four: Education
No Child Left WIth A Behind
Deliberate Scam

Five: Environment
Constant Neglect And Favors
Just For Big Business

Six: The Hurricane
With Advanced Warning, Allowed
New Orleans To Die

Seven: Bushtard Lies
About Not Knowing Leaker
Of Valerie Plame

Eight: Pat Tillman's Death
Covered Up, Leads All They Way
To The Bush White House

Nine: Those Free Speech Zones
What The F*ck, These Are Really
Un-American

Ten: Post Katrina
Inadequate Housing For
Those Who Lost It All

Eleven: FEMA
It Was Great Under Clinton
F*cked By Bush And Brown

Twelve: Patriot Act
This Abomination Should
Never Have Arose

Thirteen: The V A
Walter Reed Stories Of
Neglect And Abuse

Fourteen: Abu Gharib
New Boss, Same As The Old Boss
Bush Equals Saddam

Fifteen: Dick Cheney
Executive Privilege As
A Personal Shield

Sixteen: Lynne Cheney
Lesbian Novel Writer
Private Life Exposed

Seventeen: Iraq
The Bush Cheney War For Oil
Collosal Mistake

Eighteen: Don Rumsfeld
He Asks And Answers His Own
Questions, Dumb Ahole

Nineteen: Tom Delay
He Is Perhaps The Biggest
Ahole Of All Time

Twenty: The Dukester
War Profiteer, Our Soldiers
Deserve Far Better

Twenty One: Gonzo
Torture Policy Writer
Bushtard Protector

Twenty Two: Entire
G O P, Producers Of
War Pigs And Killers

Twenty Three: Tony
Snow, Arrogance On Display
Daily Press Briefings

Twenty Four: Condi
Such A Narrow Minded Twit
Complete Right Wing Tool

Twenty Five: Pickles
Gave Birth To Two-Headed Bush
Twin, Evil Stank Eye

Twenty Six: Ashcroft
Bats Zero For Five Thousand
Terrorist Arrests

Twenty Seven: Smirk
Bushtard Gives The Wierdest Looks
When He's All Coked Up

Twenty Eight: Armor
Bush Sent Soldiers To Iraq
Not Enough Armor

Twenty Nine: Bushtards
All You Bush Dead Enders That
Deny Simple Truths

Thirty: Clear Skys Act
Orwellian Double Speak
A Deceptive Lie

Thirty One: Coleman
Al Franken Will Take Your Seat
You Can Go F*ck Off

Thirty Two: The Press
Fox, C N N, A B C
Piss Poor Reporting

Thirty Three: Roger
Ailes, Intentional Willful
Ignorance, Fox Blows

Thirty Four: Murdoch
Fox News, Network Of Deceit
Ratings Plummeting

Thirty Five: Kristol
William 'The Bloody', Think
Tank Dumb Ass From Hell

Thirty Six: Signing
Statements By Bush, Contradict
Our Constitution

Thirty Seven: Douglas
Feith, Neocon Architect
Intel Abuser

Thirty Eight: Chertoff
Gut Feeling Is Prelude To
Cheney's Next Attack

Thirty Nine: Bill Frist
Can't Forget About Schaivo
G O P Game Show

Forty: O'Reilly
The All Spin Zone In High Gear
Blow It Out Your Ass

Forty One: George Bush
Senior, Your Creepy Life In
Your Family's Crimes

Forty Two: Outsourced
Military, Blackwater
Making A Killing

Forty Three: Bushtard
You Miserable Failure
Inhuman Reptile

Forty Four: Vitter
Put On Your Pampers, Darling
Enjoy Your Hooker

Forty Five: Malkin
Willfully Ignorant And
Dishonest At Best

Forty Six: Coulter
True Voice Of The G O P
Tells You Who They Are

Forty Seven: Mary
Cheney, Your Party Hates You
Based On How You're Born

Forty Eight: Right Wing
Radio, Propaganda
G O P Mouthpiece

Forty Nine: Druggie
Limbaugh, Biggest Hypocrite
You May Ever Hear

Fifty: Members Of:
Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
Karl Rove Sunk Your Ship