Of Laura Bush, AKA: 'Pickles' And A Short Biography In Brilliant Haiku Form

Pickles Bush, Stepford
Wife, Psychotic Deadly Smile
Stank Eye Stares You Down

America's First
Air Head, Comes Complete With A
Hick Accent From Hell

She Killed Her Boyfriend
And Lied A Lot About It
Press Gave Her Free Pass

She Would Get Away
With That Murder, Marry, Birth
Two Headed Bush Twin

New Life With Bushtard
And Her Indoctrination
Bush Crime Family

The Bushtard's Are Proud
Of Their Two Headed Bush Twin
It Can Drink A Lot

Party All Night Long
And Take Off Their Underwear
In Public, See Pic

Pickles Likes Hotels
She Stays At The May Flower
When George Is Drinking

And Going Crazy
There's A Lot More Going On
At The White House Now

Bushtard Has Been Back
On The Hooch, And Other
Things, Sniffy, Snort, Sniff

She Would Be The Next
To Resign From Bush Admin
But They Won't Let Her

Must Protect Monkey
Monkey Is More Important
Than Lady Pickles

That's Life For Pickles
Smile For The Camera And
Pretend It's O K

Then It's Off To The
May Flower Hotel, D C
One More Night Alone

With Secret Service
I'll Bet She Prays For Pretzels
To Set Her Ass Free


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  • 7/16/2007 7:14 AM www.buzzflash.net wrote:
    Get to know our fabulous First Lady as her life story gives inspiration to all who seek to get away with murder, literally. Raising twins is no easy task either, even as adults, we see party girl Jenna Bush changing panties on the beach, falling down drunk and being generally belligerent while visiting foreign nations .....
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