Of The Dumb Fluffy Boob Tube And The Necessary Death Of Local Television News
Some Things Should Expire
As They Become More Useless
Local T V News
Turns Brains Into Mush
Strange And Simple Sound Bites For
Mental Consumption
Like: "War On Terror"
Or "Something In Your Fridge Can
Kill You, News At Ten"
How About When They
Show A Small Mountain Lion
Searching For Water
Close To Residence
As If It Were A Burglar
It Is So Stupid
The Right Wing Loves It
G O P Owned And Controlled
All News Is Dumbed Down
To Make Everything
Seem O K, No Big Problems
Don't Look Over Here
Nothing To See Here
Bushtard Criminality
Murdering Iraq
Distractions Are Us
That Is Really What They Do
Serve To Distract While
The Monkey Wipes His
Ass With Our Constitution
And Our Bill Of Rights
Absolutely No
Thinking Allowed, Local News
Will Tell You What's What
If You Heard It On
The T V, It Must Be True
Right? Wrong, Think Again
But Back To The 'News'
The Local News, Moron News
That We Do Not Need
Strange Phenomenon
It Can Smile As It Tells You
A Bomb Has Gone Off
An Airplane Has Wrecked
Thousands Of People Have Died
Moose Kills Local Man
Eeek! You'll Get Cancer
Fun Time Police Car Pursuit
Who Has Sex With Who
No Matter What It
Is, Teleprompter News Girl
Will Smile And Giggle
Hunky Dorey Laughs
The MILF Weather Girl, With Bra
Size One Size Too Short
She Will Explain
The High Pressure Air System
Below Her Cleavage
Tits And Ass Parade
Oh, She Was Talking, That's Right
She Said What Again?
I Like Boobs Just As
Much As The Next, But This Is
Supposed To Be News
Not Entertainment
And Mindless Fluffy Bullsh*t
Unnecessary
And Don't Forget The
Schnazzy Sports Guy, Great White Teeth
Toupee Confidant
Banging The News Girl
Hard Off The Set, Probably
Imagine Their Kids
Learning To Read From
Teleprompters In The Crib
Future Pen Shufflers
Must Look Important
Give Serious Business Look
And Shuffle Papers
The Disservice Done
Is The Underlying Crime
Guilt By Omissions
Guilt By Distractions
Their Careers Are Over If
They Speak Any Truth
Our Internet News
Is Far Superior To
Dumb Fluffy Boob Tube
The Necessary
Death Of Local T V News
Can't Come Soon Enough
The US Media Sucks Ass
Disgruntled comments on Medialine
Ten Things I hate about local TV news
Why I hate local news coverage, II
Why You Hate Local TV News
As They Become More Useless
Local T V News
Turns Brains Into Mush
Strange And Simple Sound Bites For
Mental Consumption
Like: "War On Terror"
Or "Something In Your Fridge Can
Kill You, News At Ten"
How About When They
Show A Small Mountain Lion
Searching For Water
Close To Residence
As If It Were A Burglar
It Is So Stupid
The Right Wing Loves It
G O P Owned And Controlled
All News Is Dumbed Down
To Make Everything
Seem O K, No Big Problems
Don't Look Over Here
Nothing To See Here
Bushtard Criminality
Murdering Iraq
Distractions Are Us
That Is Really What They Do
Serve To Distract While
The Monkey Wipes His
Ass With Our Constitution
And Our Bill Of Rights
Absolutely No
Thinking Allowed, Local News
Will Tell You What's What
If You Heard It On
The T V, It Must Be True
Right? Wrong, Think Again
But Back To The 'News'
The Local News, Moron News
That We Do Not Need
Strange Phenomenon
It Can Smile As It Tells You
A Bomb Has Gone Off
An Airplane Has Wrecked
Thousands Of People Have Died
Moose Kills Local Man
Eeek! You'll Get Cancer
Fun Time Police Car Pursuit
Who Has Sex With Who
No Matter What It
Is, Teleprompter News Girl
Will Smile And Giggle
Hunky Dorey Laughs
The MILF Weather Girl, With Bra
Size One Size Too Short
She Will Explain
The High Pressure Air System
Below Her Cleavage
Tits And Ass Parade
Oh, She Was Talking, That's Right
She Said What Again?
I Like Boobs Just As
Much As The Next, But This Is
Supposed To Be News
Not Entertainment
And Mindless Fluffy Bullsh*t
Unnecessary
And Don't Forget The
Schnazzy Sports Guy, Great White Teeth
Toupee Confidant
Banging The News Girl
Hard Off The Set, Probably
Imagine Their Kids
Learning To Read From
Teleprompters In The Crib
Future Pen Shufflers
Must Look Important
Give Serious Business Look
And Shuffle Papers
The Disservice Done
Is The Underlying Crime
Guilt By Omissions
Guilt By Distractions
Their Careers Are Over If
They Speak Any Truth
Our Internet News
Is Far Superior To
Dumb Fluffy Boob Tube
The Necessary
Death Of Local T V News
Can't Come Soon Enough
The US Media Sucks Ass
Disgruntled comments on Medialine
Ten Things I hate about local TV news
Why I hate local news coverage, II
Why You Hate Local TV News
Trackbacks
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7/14/2007 1:51 AM
buzzflash.net wrote:
Local TV news too often dumbs down every issue, both big and small, they report many things with a serious lack of context, shifting focus to meaningless fluff, using slogans handed down from the controllers at the White House, all the while giving the unsuspecting viewer the impression that everything is great in America Land. A growing number of Americans get more accurate news from the internet, as ratings decline for local news. Prior to it's inevitable death, we see that local news has become a complete parody of it's former self. -
8/8/2007 5:42 PM
Deadly Haiku wrote:
The Media TreatsThe Police Wearing Black MasksAs Good And NormalBut When ProtestersWear Black Masks, Now That's Just WrongThat's Just Anarchy Senator gives Gonzales his 20th do-over: Leahy sets final deadline for White House on wiretapping docsHere's what happens when you let the GOP hold a party in your town: NYPD Surveillance Files of RNC Protests Ordered ReleasedStill fighting the trrrrrrsts: Padilla show trial goes to juryRead: The Necessary Death Of Local Television News ...
That was both insightful and well put together. Thank you very much.
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Your welcome, glad you liked it.
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It is clear that there is a deep seated national media agenda and conspiracy to dumb down Americans because when you turn on to listen to news, all they feed Americans are negative news about crimes, fraud, stealing, murder, rape, drugs, sex, violence, police brutality, accidents, death and every other assorted type of garbage. I am therefore in support of the abolition of free press and let all Americans stop watching news. Turn that TV off and watch a good documentary or read a good book which would make you a better human being. You need not continue allowing these evil people to poison your mind and being with garbage. You have a choice
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