Deadly Haiku
George Double U Bush Is A War Criminal, That's Putting It Mildly
Deadly Haiku: Monthly Archives for June 2007

Of RNC Hacks Stuck In Talking Point Quick Sand And Hey Karen Finney, You Were Brilliant

Of Good News And Your Coffee Is About To Taste Better

Of What Really Scares The Right Wing Is If You Make Them Share Their Bull Horn

Of Then And Now, A Majority Frightened Into Submission And Now A Majority Awakened

Of Impeachment, It's What's For Dinner And Mama Pelosi, I Respectfully Say To You, It's Time To Put It Back On The Table

Of This Should Be Front Page News Everywhere And The Big Deal Is That Dick Cheney Ordered Stand Down on 911

Of A Media That Gives Unlimited Airtime To America's Favorite Fascist Bootlicker, Ann Coulter

Of 'Liberal' And The Unjust Demonization Of A Perfectly Good Word

Of Neocon Cupcakes And Snap! Meow! It's Dana Perino

Of Fascists With No Expiration Date And Damn It, Five To Four Again

Of Old Fashioned Killer Grand Dads, Rahm Emanuel Taking Away The Dick's Allowance Until He Behaves Himself And Understanding America's Favorite War Criminal

Of Senator John McCain, A Presidential Campaign Coming To An End And The Republican Party Has Morphed Into Something Completely Bizarre

Of The What Me Worry Bushtard Theme And When It's Carried Through The News, People Get Dumber And Believe Just About Anything

Of Dick Cheney's Weekly Knee Explosion, The Simultaneous Demise Of The Neocons And A 911 Chronology In Brilliant Haiku Form

Of How To Sell Ideas To Sheep And Obama Hits Another One Out Of The Park

Of Confronting The Right Wing Noise Machine And Attempts To Get Better Radio Reception

Of We Are Now Officially 'The United States Of Dick And Bush'

Of Republican Senator Arlen Specter And How To Clear Up Some Of Our Collective Constipation

Of A United States History Primer And How To Get Your War Machine On

Of Constant Fear Coming Back To Bush Like A Boomerang And Good Luck With That, You Deserve It

Of One News Article That You Cannot Afford To Let Slip Down The Memory Hole

Of It Sounds Like A Movie But It's Not And A Hypocritical Group Is Properly Renamed

Of Lame Duck Dictators And Their Should Be A National Lottery To See If Dick Has A Heart Attack Or Is Put In Jail First

Of Irrefutable Evidence Easily Refuted And Dick Is In His Last Throes, If You Will, Of His Insurgency

Of When Do Bushtard's Pro-Life Feelings Kick In And Freezing Iraqi's In Order To Save Them

Of When A President Does It, It Is Not Illegal And We Already Went Thru This With Nixon

Of Certain Simple 911 Facts Ignored: Jet Fuel Cannot Not Melt Steel, The Buildings Fell Faster Than Gravity, Only Explosives Can Create That And We Are Really Playing Chess With Dick Cheney

Of A Person Fraudulently Claiming Knowledge And Skills Not Possessed

Of Inside Jobs, False Flag Operations, Call It What You Want, Either Way It Trumps Everything

Of Everything Bush Touches Turns To Crap, He Touched America With His Poo Hand And Look At Us Now

Of Getting Off The Titty, The Oil Titty And Let's See Who Tries To Sabotage This Effort

Of Becoming A Parody Of Yourself, He Makes Me Miss Ari Fleischer And No, Not Really, I'm Just Joking

Of Bushtard's War And How To Get Republicans To Abandon The Murder Monkey

Of Suprise Suprise, Rumsfeld And Wolfowitz Lying To Protect Themselves And You Know This Leads All The Way Up To Darth Cheney And His Murder Monkey

Of Holy Flirting Schnidt What A Marvelous Democratic Campaign Gift This Will Be To Finally Get That Pig, Karl Rove, On The Stand For His Crimes Against Our Country

Of Murder Monkeys That Give Us Very Hypocritical Lectures, Can He Get Any Dumber And The Answer Is Probably Yes

Of Book Recommendations And The I Chong

Of Conservative Mythology And What People Really Think

Of The Yes Men And An Idea That Appeals To The Big Oil Industry

Of Bush's Campaign Promises In 2000 And 2004 Leading Up To Today And All You Got Was That Lousy T-Shirt

Of Killer Pictures That Give You The Creeps And Do You Still Want To Have That Beer Now, America

Of Representing Approval Ratings In Unique New Ways

Of What Ever Happened To 'Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death' And Two Wars Later, Still No Answers

Of Bushtard Ate Cake And Played Guitar While People Were Dying

Of Pack Your Bags, You Are Going To Prison

Of Being Thrown Under The G.O.P. Bus And Your Career In Vote Caging Is Over

Of Snowjobs And Dealing With Ongoing Election Consequences

Of The Bush Apologist News Network And Not Handling Rejection Very Well

Of Lap Dogs With Notepads And How Ultra Violence Means Ultra Progress

Of Hot Blonds, Squealing Pigs And Unjust Firings All Coming To Light

Of Blame Being Placed Exactly Where It Should Be And Thank You Michael Moore, I Am Looking Forward To Seeing Your Next Movie

Of Twelve Step Programs That Can Make Your Situation A Lot Worse Than It Is Now

Of Bush's Middle Finger In The Form Of A Whitehouse Spokesperson And So Are You, But What Am I

Of Decrepit Old Bastards Who Drink, Tell Lies And Shoot Their Friends In The Face

Of Election Consequences, Sabotage, One Of The Biggest Thorns In Our Collective Sides And Why Do The Voters Of Connecticut Hate America So Much That They Have To Stick Us With This Goober

Of $100,000 Rubber Chickens And Attempting To Ride That All The Way To The White House

Of Get Smart And Do Not Fall For This Again Or Else You Will Get Four More Years Of Another Bushtard That This Country Cannot Afford

Of No Do-Overs On Those Presentations You Give To The U.N., The Real Winners And Where Is This All Going If Bushtard Won't Be Stopped

Of Soldiers Held Hostage By Neocon Pipedreams And How's That Surge Going, Meester Bush

Of U.S. Media Retardation, How It Harms Our Collective Intelligence And Obama Correcting It

Of Jomentum Hearts More Bushtard War And Servitude Explained

Of Condi, The Most Inept, Unelected Public Official To Fail Upward In U.S. Government, EVER And Her Kind Words For Her Husband's Criminal Legacy

Of Vampires That Want Blood, Money And For Everyone To Be Quiet About It

Of No Plane Hit The Pentagon, No Plane Hit The Pentagon And No Plane Hit The Pentagon

Of Wet Drunk Dry Drunk And All Together Drunk With Power

Of All Roads Lead To Rove And When That Pig Is Out Of The Way, Impeachment For Bush And Cheney

Of All Of The Above And The Contradiction Implied

Of Dreams Of Dictatorship And Applied Techniques To Get There

Of Gravy Trains Derailed

Of Unnecessary Distractions To Deflect Attention From The Criminal Bush Administration

Of Doing What You Used To Tell Other Countries Not To Do

Of Rats Attempting To Jump Ship And No Neocon Refugees Allowed

Of Waiting For What And You Already Know His Next Answer

Of Everything Happens For A Reason

Of Bush Speak And A Majority Ignored

Of Non-Stop Right Wing Lies And No Wonder Fox Viewers Are Dumber

Of Wondering If Bush Is Listening To This General And Other Experts

Of Widening Gaps Between The Rich And The Poor And Telling You That It's Good For You

Of Looking Over The Edge Of A Cliff You Once Saw In Vietnam

Of Failure Being Attracted To Tragedy And Using That To Get Into High Office

Of Election Fraud And Transparent Propaganda

Of Grown Men Who Retain Child-like Nicknames And Consequences For The Evil They Do

Of No, Please, We Don't Need That Anymore, No Thank You, Really, No, Just Stop And Go Away

Of Rejecting The Bush And Gonzales Torture Doctrine

Of Boy Kings Who Can't Chew Pretzels And Watch TV At The Same Time, But Somehow Manage To Frame Your Debates

Of That Condi And Testimony You Should Not Forget

Of War Crimes You Commit Today And How To Avoid Future Extradition

Of Determining Fair Game And Bastards Who Never Play Fair

Of Serving Up Ample Warnings And A Large Side Order Of Hypocrisy, Dubya-Style

Of Attempts To Control The Message By Silencing The Messenger

Of People Just Not Buying It Anymore

Of Pulling Back The Curtain And Seeing The Rubber Chicken For What It Is

Of Smoking Guns Not Matching Your Mushroom Cloud And How To Consistantly Fail Upward In Your Career

Of Judgemental Christians Who Advocate For The Rich White Power Structure

Of Nervous Babbling And Bush Trading Coins For Soldiers

Of Profiting From 911 Like It's Going Out Of Style